Followers of $trom

The Followers of $trom are the wise men and women who have (wisely) elected to follow the wise and divine man known as The $trom in all areas of life.

What it means to become a Follower of $trom
Becoming a follower of $trom is not an easy task. One has to aspire to the highest levels of $velt, and must regularly run at 11 miles per hour. In addition, one has to brush their teeth from time to time.